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October 2014

VIDEO: Kid Rock Surprises Fan with Down Syndrome on His Birthday

This is such a warm, heart felt moment between a fan and his idol. It’s a beautiful scene to witness a rockstar like Kid go out of his way and arrange his schedule just to see a die hard fan at his birthday party.

Bravo, Kid Rock, you did good.

Cubone cosplay almost complete!

Almost there! The mask for the most part is finally complete! I just paper mâchéd my bone and painted it white. I still need to paint the bottom tip. Once it’s all dried I can add the cracks and I’ll be done! I’m still debating to ad my tail or not. We are planning on going to Salem and we are told the festivities there are bigger than the NY Halloween Parade. We’ll see about that! Salem, let’s see what you got!

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What do you guys think?

My Cubone Cosplay

Some of you guys may already know but if not, I enjoy cosplaying 🙂 My new cosplay is Pokemon’s Cubone. It’s not the best but whatev, I’ll be the one wearing it xD

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And if you live under a rock and don’t know who Cubone, this is how the little cutie looks like!

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Who Loves a Good Groupie?

Urban Dictionary describes a groupie as “a young woman, often under age, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with rock musicians, roadies, securities, and other band-related guys.”

I must disagree. Coming from a has-been groupie waaaaaaaay back in the day, I think a groupie can be anyone from an under aged girl, under aged boy, full grown man (but that sounds kinda creepy. I just had a mental thought of a 43 year old man creeping on… Idk, who’s a popular female under aged pop star? Is Ariana Grande really above 21?), or even a MILF. A groupie to me is anyone who just likes to have a little fun with big, famous, pretty, money making, dick swinging, boobie popping musician – or musicians if you’re into the whole gang bang thing. I’ve never met a professional groupie (I just made that occupation up. They get paid!… in EXPERIENCES!) but I always wanted to. I’d have a few questions to ask them:

  1. How young were you when you started to become a groupie?
  2. How many musicians do you have under your belt?
  3. Who was your biggest accomplishment?
  4. Did you bring back a souvenir?  STD’s are included in this question.
  5. What drives you to be a groupie?
  6. Can you be in a relationship as a groupie?
  7. Is there a national competition between groupies? Is it like cats? Once you nail a star, must you fend off the other groupies?
  8. How do you afford following musicians?
  9. Do you keep a journal of all your sexy adventures?
  10. If so, can I read it for my personal usage?

I think these are reasonable questions to ask a groupie. Could you imagine their life stories? I am going to buy Pamela Des Barres’ I’m with the Band: Confessions of a Groupie. My husband is deployed so this will become my version of the house wife’s porn book, 50 Shades of Grey. It’ll just be me, my hormones, and M. Shadows. BABY MAKING THOUGHTS! M. Shadows, get me pregnant! My husband will understand! He can have Alyson Hannigan, we have an agreement. LET’S DO THIS!

I don’t find anything wrong with groupies. If you feel the need to make your stardom by laying as many musicians as you possibly can, then do your thing! However, for the sake of everyone else you sleep with, use condoms. Keep on spreading those legs and swinging that penis! You are living the dream 😀

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I has social media links!

So for some reason, WordPress wouldn’t allow me to add my social media links to my “about me” sextion. Section. SECTION. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve written “SEXtion” or “give me a sex” instead of “give me a sex”. Was it a mistake? MAYBE! Depends who I was talking to. #sorrynotsorry Speaking of hashtags, here are my social media links in case anyone does read this and wants to see more of my awkward randomness

HASHTAG TWITTER

INSTAGRAM YOUR NOMNOM

FACEBOOK STALK ME

Now go see/watch/stalk things I do when no one is watching o.0

Here is a dog who is in a much more compromising position than you right meow
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Thanx Imgur!

What Am I Doing?

This does not directly involve music. Well, it kinda does. You just have to continue reading to see what the mystery holds 😀 !

So, I actually started this post about 2 weeks but ended up deleting it all because, frankly, it was way too fucking long. For anyone who has been reading this or knows me in this “real life”, they will know I have moved to Massachusetts. Now, what people don’t know is what the fuck I’ve been doing. What am I doing? Not a fucking thing. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. That’s not true, I’ve been attempting to train my senior dog but other than that, NOTHING.

I do have a degree in English, I did love my previous job as Accounts Receivables, I enjoyed making my own money & not need to depend on someone else. After I got married to my military man and settled in our new home, I will admit, I was looking forward to be taken cared of for a change. Now, people are asking me, “what do you do?” or “what are you doing to do?”. I can’t help but wonder if they are asking me this to judge me or if they really are interested. I have no idea what I want to do. The most I can say is I’m a blogger… and that isn’t saying much considering how often I monitor my own page! Despite my previous jobs, I never want another corporate job. I hated that part of my previous work place. I hated having to dress nice at all times, not being able to swear, can’t dye my hair blue, can’t make multiple friends b/c you can’t trust everyone and not everyone will get your sense of humor.

Now, I want a job where I can write about music, not about politics b/c honestly, I don’t care about politics and probably never will UNTIL it will PERSONALLY affect ME as a person, NOT as a whole city/town/state. I don’t want to go over seas and cover those dangerous stories b/c I am chicken shit, I’ll admit it. It’s bad enough ISIS is already targeting military families, I don’t want the extra attention. I rather write about the music I enjoy, work somewhere I can either work from home or somewhere will BLUE HAIR is encouraged, replying, “fuck off,” to Chirpy Nancy’s “good morning” is the norm. Hell, I’ll work in a record store which I would perfectly be content to do b/c guess what, I’ll be surrounded by MUSIC!

Now, why am I not working yet? B/c I do want to enjoy the time I do have off. I don’t feel the pressure of having to live pay check to paycheck anymore. My husband has generously encouraged if I even want a part time gig, it’s okay b/c we won’t have to worry about money. This topic has been on my mind for months now b/c women are pressured to work and be independent and not “need no man” to support them. I’m sorry, the way I was brought up is slightly different. I totally, completely believe a man should take care of his wife. A wife should look at her husband and know things will be okay b/c he has things under control. I also believe a woman should take care of her husband. A husband should be able to come home to his wife and feel the stress of the day slip away. If my husband is out providing for us, I should be able to keep a clean home, have food made, and take care of myself. If roles were reversed, I’d expect the same. It’s about earning your keeping. However, IF a wife wants to go out and make money, too. Great. Whether she wants to bring her own money to the table or use that money for herself, I think it’s totally her choice. If her husband can provide for them both, she shouldn’t HAVE to work unless she chooses to. Thankfully, my husband has given me a choice but also encourages me to write whatever I want and doesn’t put pressure on me. Frankly, I never believed in marriage but I’d like to think we did pretty alright when it came down to discussing it.

One of the things that do suck about not working is that I have a lot of time on my hands. When I worked and he was in bootcamp, time did go faster. Now, I get to fill my days with training my dog, going to the gym, trying out new recipes, handling our bills (which when he is away, is actually a LOT of work), and just being home. What does get to me is that I’m 27, married, in a new place. What am I doing with myself? I have no clue. I still have to figure out what I want to do but I am happy to know I have someone who isn’t pushing me or pressuring me to do anything, instead, he is encouraging me. I’ll get my shit together soon. I know it’ll work out.

First 10 Songs Off My iPhone

1. Stone Sour – Say You’ll Haunt me
I absolutely love this song. I am sure that is easy to tell considering I write about Stone Sour and Slipknot a little more than most bands. The melody is just catchy and the guitar solo wraps around your ears like smooth, soft waves at a beach when you are just lying there enjoying the relaxation. Corey Taylor, you do belong to me! Don’t you ever forget that!

2. Papa Roach – No Matter What
Beautiful lyrics. I recently got married and because it was a quick ceremony we weren’t able to make it a grand event the way a year long planned wedding would be. Trust me, if I could have had the choice, I would have walked down to this song! Nothing says “commitment” like, “I’ll take a bullet for you if it comes to that.” I have always been a P. Roach fan since I was an annoying, screaming pre-teen ravaging through my pubescent [please give me credit for that word, I nailed it on my first try!] years. It’s great to know a band like this is still going strong.

3. Dr. Dre – I Need A Doctor ft. Eminem, Skylar Grey
Judge me, I DON’T CARE! Fucking Mastodon has twerking women on their new video for The Motherload (and sweet tap dancing Jeezus! They do have the motherloard). If you clicked that link, welcome back. I was just staring at that video longer than it should have been playing. Anyhoo, I like to hear Eminem’s softer side on touchy subject. To be honest, some people may not enjoy Eminem’s raps but to me, his raps really are telling a story. I feel as though I am sitting with him and he is just speaking to me. He doesn’t always talk about big booty hoes, sometimes he feels like getting something off his chest, on top of that, I always enjoy hearing about a good bromance.

4. Metric – Black Sheep
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World was the first time I heard this song. I like the version with Brie Larson. I like anything with Brie Larson. I even liked the train wreck daughter she was in United States of Tara. I have fond memories of menstruating while I watched that show and it really justified my mood swings. There is a lot of “I” in this one. Whatev. This song is pretty awesome.

5. The Chainsmokers – #SELFIE
Let me make this perfectly clear: I am a Jersey girl. I am a Northern New Jersey girl. I am not orange, I did not pump my own gas (I have to now since I’m in Massachusetts!) but I can still fist pump like a champ! It will always be in me to enjoy house music. With that said, let the judgement begin – but first, lemme take a selfie!

6. Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody
I cannot be the only person who thinks of Wayne’s World when they hear this song. This timeless piece still remains as one of Queen’s most popular, best known songs. This song is so epic it can be a movie on its’ own. It has dramatic, strong, simple, peaceful melodies that when combined makes an immortal anthem. Bravo, Freddie Mercury, bravo!

7. SR – 71 – Another Night Alone
Ah, high school days. I started listening to SR-71 when I was 17 years old. No matter what mp3 player, iPod, iPhone I may purchase, I will always have SR-71 on it and just jam out. It brings me back to times where picking out which fishnets will go with my new chokers were my hardest decisions. Didn’t have a care in the world and then life happened and dicked everyone -.- poop!

8. Nickleback – Something In Your Mouth
Every girl needs a slut anthem despite what any woman will tell you! We all need that one song that just revs up our engine and just implodes us with so much sexy that we need to spill it on someone… our boyfriends, husbands, or that dude around the way! Do your thing, boo-boo! I don’t hear guys complaining when we throw on our easy access outfits.

9. My Chemimal Romance – Teenagers
Teenagers are scary. Have you seen the news? Watch an episode of Killer Kids. SHIT IS NO JOKE! PS. Ex front man of My Chemical Romance just dropped his solo album called Hesitant Alien.

10. Interpol – Slow Hands
I have this song in my head whenever I think of fun times of my friends in high school and college. Random and fun memories just flood through my mind in flashes during the course of this song. It has absolutely no significant meaning to me but it just instantly makes me reminiscence of good times. Great song and the video is slooowwww and can make any stoner watching it think there is something wrong with his connection.

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