Organized Chaos

In case you’ve missed it!

Here is the link of my previously published article on HelloGiggles about my Potato. You may not find it on my blog so here is the link 🙂 7 Truths I learned When I Adopted a Puppy

KylieJennerChallenge [LOTS OF SWEARING. It’s more of a rant.]

I know you guys have seen those ridiculous images on Instagram #KylieJennerChallenge. If you haven’t heard of this challenge, this is what is consists of: Using objects to suck your lips so tightly they swell your lips. The goal is to replicate Kylie Jenner’s lips… or to get fuller lips. EXPECTATION: Courtesy of Instagram REALITY:…

The time I took a Chance on Lucky

Coming to realization that you’re wrong is one thing, admitting it is a totally different factor. I’m no expert on life and lessons but it has taken me a long time to get to the point in my life where I can look back on things and really come to the conclusion, “I did fuck…

A Quick Pace Down Memory Lane.

I’ve spent about 2 and half weeks trying to write about two exes. It is the most miserable tasks. EVER. Seriously. I have to finish them because I’ve already started and they are almost half way finished… or mostly finished… insert obvious relationship ending joke that I can’t come up with this early in the…

My 5th Grade Teacher: How One Woman Messed Me Up for Life

By: Ally Mirenda March 19, 2015March 19, 2015

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In 5th grade, I had this one teacher who was a monster. Seriously, she was the worst teacher I ever had the misfortune to endure. I am going to refer to her as Ms. W. Ms. W was nasty, rude, unsupportive, and just a down right bitch. There is no other word to describe her.…

The Boxer vs. The Potato: Potato’s First Injury

By: Ally Mirenda March 18, 2015March 19, 2015

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The Potato was bitten! 😦 I was walking the Potato and ran into a friendly dog walker whose dogs have met and played with Potato before. She was in the middle of training another dog walker who had her own dogs. At this point, Potato was like, “Hey, there are way too many dogs for…

Kids These Days: Sex Education

By: Ally Mirenda March 17, 2015March 17, 2015

Uncategorizedannoying, birds and bees, education, girl, puberty, sex, sex ed, sex education, teenagers, teens, the talk, these tags sound like porn, this isnt porn, young girlsLeave a Comment

If you read my last post you’d remember how I said I’d never want a sister. It’s true but for good reasons. I’d hate an older sister simply because I know it would be competition. There are already favorites in our family. My brother is a momma’s boy, he can do no wrong in under…

My Brother, My Baboon

If you could choose to have a sibling, would you choose one? An older/younger sister? An older/younger brother? Well, I didn’t have a choice, as many kids don’t, I decided to come out and ruin my brother’s only child reign. That’s right, I have an older brother and you would think we’d fight a lot…

Respect Your Parents & Stop Being Jerks

By: Ally Mirenda March 14, 2015March 14, 2015

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Reaching 28, I have learned to appreciate the little things in life such as home cooked meals, new clothes, new shoes, the value of a dollar, education, and family. Now, I’m sure there is more but those are the things I can name off the top of my head. When I mean family, I’m talking…

Sorry, Beyonce Is Not On This One!

I’ve been riding YouTube like you wouldn’t believe! It does push me to post so, onward, YouTube! I was looking for a playlist, as I normally do, and decided to write about each song I heard. It’s random bullshit honestly. I wanted to share my thoughts and views on some of these videos. I’ll see…